I LOVE ARI

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY ARI

I WILL LOVE YOU ALWAYS AND FOREVER BABY!!!!!

U R SSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Hey bubbly face sucky fucky wucky lover gurl baby tushy babuchka caca sporty gurl. baby spoofy. lol. brb. and everything else in the world. I love you more than anything. Your up there with turbo, mummy, bubby and even safta. This present will make up for all the e-mails i never wrote and all the minutes it took while you anxiousely wated for my cemen to enter your trechia. niger. Its been one whole year and nothings changed. I still love you with all my haert, even more then when we started. even though i have cant-let-go-of-past syndrom, you make it easier for me too, cuz the present with you is so great it just pushes eveyhting away. and i know the futur will be great to. Everytime i look at my self in the mirror, baby, i see you starring back at me. Evrytime i close my eyes, i see you coming out of the nigro darkness. i guess i need you baby! i wanna live thorugh the rest of my teenage years with you. I wanna live my twenty's with you. I wanna bathe with you in the sea. I wanna marry you. I wanna have kids with you. I wanna grow old with you. i even want to die next to you. I LOVE YOU. i dont know where id be without you sunhsine. no matter what i do in life, no matter how many times i fuk up..i see the light at the end of the tunnel and its you. when i have a bad day i kno youll be thuuuuuur to chuuuur me up. when i cry (only thice 3 times) i know youll be there to wipe my tears. when im itchy i know youll be there to scratch me. when i feel down and wanna immitate stewie to elevate my mood, i know youll b e right there to listen. when i wanna fart, i kno youll be there to inhale it. and most of all, when i need love, i know youll b e right there to give it . I cant belive at such a young age, me, the x-pimp has found someone i cherish so dearly and wanna expierience all the great marks, events and pleasures that life has to offer with. even if your dads bald, i will love you always and forever. Thats why i made you this site.( for your eys and pun only) so not only could i know how i feel about you, but so you could kno and any random person could stumble upon thi sand see how powerful our love is. Maybe a movie producer will come along and make THE NOTEBoOK 2. or thirteen going on thirtee minutes 'till i cum. baby, I remember everything about you. everything you do. everything yous ay in evry single way. sometimes, it may seem ,like im not listening but baby, trust me, my ADD allows me to (biatch) listen to everything. I remember our first e-mail, our first joke (niger, i dont cry, eliiots toillets down syndromizzle etc...) our first movie (scary 3) our first date (mikes ((well actually, only i ate))) our first kiss, my first BJ. oooohhhh my hands hurting right now, i need you to mesasge it before i wank it. i need you, i need you for everything. this site, is all abaout you, I wrote you songs, poems, even a story even and other stuff. And what a surprise, most of the stuff i make fun of has to do with your bald ass ugly flaming cocksmugling father. I LOVE YOU. you are the wind beneath my wings. no matter what happens in the next year (before web site part 2) comes out and for the rest fo my life.........i PROMISE.............................. i will never let you go.

Love always and forever,

your loving boyfriend of 1 whole year,

the chosen one

to love and pleasure you for all times

p.s- the pink background matches your pink cooooont.

p.p.s- i hope your not disdapointed i didint make you a collage of penis's.

p.p.p.s- mmmmmmmmmmmmmm LOVE

p.p.p.p.s- im writting this before my hockey game friday. and were gonna win. so right now, basically, when your reading this after the fact, we should have won our game. so im phsychic. yay

p.p.p.p.p.s- If it was a weekend baby, id trade in my hockey game to see you on ou r one year. I woul;dnt trade n e hting for a hokey game. not even linkin park even. but for you baby, i would and thats how i proove to myself that im in love and devoted to you forever.

ppppppppppppppps- wheres my vector?????

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppps- if i had one sixty ninth of a penny for every second i thought about you, we'd be rich and famous and living in a lookout mansion on mount roayl. with fat lawblaws paul living in our guest house.

ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppps- I LOVE YOU so much. theres no one else i'd rather be spedning my one year with

JUNE 6-88- BEAUTIFUL FATASS BABY BJM WAS BRN INTO THIS WORLD FROM HIS MOTHERS COONT. FROM THAT DAY ON UNTIL SUMMER '03 HE DREAMT OF HAVING A BEATIFUL, WELL BREASTED FUNNY, LVING AND CARING AND HORNY GIRL HE COULD CALL HIS OWN. FOR MANY YEARS HE TRIED YTO ATTAIN HIS GOAL...UNTILL ONE DAY HIS PRINCESS CHAMRING GAME ALONG...................

MARCH 17-93- LITTLE PRE-HORNY MATT WOULD CONSTANTLY STARE YOUNG KINDERGARTEN GIRLS DOWN CAREFULLY LOOKING A FOR A WONDERFUL FEMALE SLECTION HE COULD POUNCE ON. SHE WAS NEVER THERE. A SOMEHTING WA SM MISSING IN LITTLE MATTY'S LIFE

APRIL 3-96- MATT FINALLY FOUND HIS FIRST GF

50 THINGS I LOVE ABOUT YOU:

2. YOUR BEAUTIFUL STARIGHT (LIKE ME) YET CURLY (LIKE CAMBY) LOVELY BRUNETTE HAIR

3.YOUR BEUATIFULY WELL ROUNDED PERKY UNSLANTED PER & FECT BREASTS

5. NOT YOUR FAMILY

6. YOUR HJ AD BEJE TECHNIQUES ( COSMO ADBICE STYLE)

7. YOU POSITIVE AND UPLIFTING WAYS ON MY LIFE

9. YOUR CHOICE OF MUSIC

10. YOUR HUMOUR (YOU AMDE ME LAUGH 11 TIMES EVEN)

11. YOUR UBBER KINDNESS AND GENEROSITY

12. YOUR WALK AND TALK

14. YOUR DNACING GIVES ME WOODY. HIHI

15. YOUR HORNINESS

16. YOUR PERFECTLY SHAPED AND PLUCKED EYEBROWS

17. YOUR TIGHT COOOOOOOOOONT

18. YOUR SEXY NON-THONG NON-SAFTA PANYIES PANTIES

19. YOUR CK1 SCENT OF A WOMAN

20. YOUR HUGS AND KISSES

21. -THE # OF TIMES YOUV BEEN TO MY HOUSE

22. YOUR SHOULDER, SHOULDER BLADS, COLAR BONE (R) AND BACK

24. YOUR KISSABEL NECK

25. YOUR SOFTY BLIZTEK LIPS

26. YOUR EARS AND EARINGS

28. THE WAY YOUR PUT YOUSELF INSIDE MY DREAMS

29. THE WAY YOULL NEVER LET ME GO

30. THE WAY THAT I TOUCHES YOU, ITS THE WAY THAT I MADE YOU FALL IN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE. SUGARCULT. GET IT

31. THE WAY YOU EXPLAIN YOUR JOKES

32. YOUR STORNG WOMANLY CHARECTERISTICS

33. THE WAY YOU THINK OF THE FUTUR (NON HOUSE WIFE STYLE)

34. YOUR RELIGION, SABBATH AND G_____D RESPECTING

36 THE WAY YOU HELP ME DIET AND HELP ME EXCERSIE BY MAKING ME GET UP AND WANTING TO PICK UP THE PHONE TO RING YOU 10 TIMES A DAY.

37. YOUR WARM HANDS AND FINGERS

38. YOUR ANTI SMOKING AND DRUG LAWS

39. HOW YOU DO VERYTHING (EVEN HJ'S) WITH CONFIDENCE

42. TH E WAY YOU STROKE MY HAIR (AND OTHER THNAGS)

44. THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL. P.S-YOU IMPROVE EVRYTHING ABOUT MY LIFE BABY

45. THE WAY YOUR WINDOW AND YOUR HEART IS OPENED FOR ME TO SNEAK INTO TOO.

47. YOUR CUDDLES AND SNUGGLES

49. YOUR E-MAILS AND PHONE CONVOS

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60.- THE NUMBER OF SECONDS I THINK ABOUT YOU PER MINUTE

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